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Welcome to According to Amelia, where logic takes a backseat and my unfiltered opinions drive the car. Every Wednesday and Friday morning, I’ll drop a post that’s as unpredictable as my mood—one day it’s a hot take on the latest trends, the next, I’m probably ranting about why casual dating feels like emotional gymnastics.

As a USC English literature student and passionate brain rotter, I toggle between transcendentalism and TikTok chaos like it's foreplay for the brain. I flirt with fashion, banter about tech trends, and wax poetic about existential dread at 2 a.m. after one too many espressos. This blog? It’s where highbrow meets hot take, where Aristotle shares a cocktail with astrology, and where smart meets sexy with a wink. If you're looking for straight-laced commentary, this probably isn’t your scene. But if you like your insights spicy, your humor sharp, and your content with more twists than your last situationship—pull up a chair.